Ironic lol

ironic lol is a way of making fun of the 40-year-old Karen on facebook that comments LOL on all of the Minion Memes.

Jeff-"My grandma just died dude"
Pyrocynical-"ironic lol"
Jeff-"Did you just say the words ironic lol?"
Pyrocynical-"......."
Jeff-" My name jeef

Iron Bird

The Iron Bird is when an engineer (Canadian) throws up their pinky showing their Iron Ring to demonstrate their knowledge/confidence.

Worker 1: " You shouldn't go in there"

Engineer: *flipping up pinky with Iron Ring and thus the Iron Bird* "It's alright, I'm an Engineer"

iron-and-wear

designating clothes or fabrics that must be ironed after washing to wear.

Most clothes are of an iron-and-wear type.

Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

iron taco

A way to cook crack

Coble blazed the iron taco

Iron slam

The action of pulling down your pants that results in your penis smacking a a person in the face usually resulting in a black eye or broken teeth

“Yo what happened to your teeth?”
“Nothing my homie just gave me the good ol’ Iron slam.”

Iron Fam

Iron mans family

John: Are you Tony Stark’s daughter?
Morgan Stark: Yeah, I’m part of the iron fam.