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the time in which i was with your mother
Jennifer: Where were you last night?
Me: With your mother
The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.
Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny
Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha
You promised me yester-last-year that you'd be be here within a year. It's too late now.
A cool ass nigga that has fans
Guy 1: "Hey... You know Jaiden but with a last name starting with M?"
Guy 2: "Yeah He's a cool ass nigga that has fans"
Piss... Shit... Puke... Fart. Long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony until the Puke nation attacked. Only the Avatar the master of all 4 elements (avatar pisses, shits, pukes and farts in the background) can stop them but when the world needed him the most he vanished. 100 years later, me and my brother found a new avatar, a fartbender named Aang. Though his fartbending skills are amazing he needs to learn the other 3 elements but I believe Aang can save the world.
The Last Fartbender is the greatest show on Fletnix.
Airline Tickets bought with conditions such as not refundable, no seat guaranteed, last to be seated, no snacks, no luggage allowance, no leg room, no restroom priviliges, no emergency oxygen......... you get the idea.
Excuse me Miss, is my airsickness bag a used one because I am flying last class?
People with the last name Ruddy. Usually twins one brown haired one blonde, one tall one small, both small penises and one clever one stupid, somtimes have a year 9 brother with a huge head.