Brown Lighting

Accusing someone of farting so much that they question whether they did or not.

I did not fart! You’re totally Brown Lighting me!

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judith light

after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrate's the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.

that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.

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Lights out

When you cum on someone's face then hit them with a lamp.

I pulled out of his asshole, blasted all over his face and than smashed a lamp against his head. Lights out bitch.

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Love and light

No matter what you still find way to do and be good.

Or

You with you boo and about to but so fire to a bomb ass blunt!

Him: " EB is still so kind and sweet after all she been threw !
Her: " That's, that love and light bro"

Example 2 : "I wanna love and light with you after sex"

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light gloves

A new fad (along with dabs) that the young kids are into. Light gloves are regular, cheap looking winter gloves with colored light bulbs at the finger tips. Why pay money to go to a rave show and see all the lights and lasers when you can see some 15 year old kid wiggle his fingers?

My buddy is so good at giving light shows with his light gloves, they want to sponsor him!

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Blinding lights

When you cum in a flash light and tell her to look inside then your seaman will enter her eye

Babe do you wanna try blinding lights tonight

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light it up?

when you get something stuck "somewere" that is a plug in & or is electrical or has electrical potential energy

man that chick was all like i wanna light it up?

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