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Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.
I went to take a piss at the gay bar, it was a Haw River Log Jam in there.
A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.
I had to Carpenter Cut a Lake Erie Log Jam at McDonald’s or shit my pants!
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This school is mostly bad kids but there is a portion of amazing kids The teachers suck at there job and they don’t teach you anything that will help you in life Teachers always makes you feel bad about yourself just because you made a mistake
I hate Log College Middle School
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1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.
2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.
The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.
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The excruciatingly hot poop that comes out of your butt a day or two after eating spicy Mexican food. It feels like your butt is being burned at the stake like a witch. The hot log leaving your body.
I added extra jalapeños to my burrito and my butt burns so bad you would think it was a Mexican Salem burning log coming out of my butt.
Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.
I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.
My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.
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