Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.
"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."
Loser juice is what the loser drinks, an example would be mountain dew, they sit at home all day drinking this juice and play video games, they do not go outside or attempt to hit the gym.
Loser Juice could be anything ranging from pop to juices. Just drink water and stay healthy fatass.
Mikael: I love pop
Top G: Yea you like loser juice u loser.
Haley-
Shes such a loser shes definitely the biggest loser and dylan is not