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Noun: a sport in which athletes participate in fucking other athletes moms
verb: to milf means to fuck ones mom
Isaac: "Im gonna go milfing with my mates cya later"
Evan: "Ayo ???"
Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.
Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs
hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids
friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!
me: man, i love milfs
Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.
This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.
..the widely used, somewhat impolite, slang term for a woman (who's had children) hymen, a piece of skin which covers the opening of the vagina and, contrary to popular belief, can be broken in any number of ways including sexual intercourse, tampon use, and vigorous exercise.
Thank God your mom's a whore, otherwise I'd never have popped my milf cherry..
When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.
Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.
Milf (mother in late fortees) is used for mothers which are in theire late fortees.
Yup.
Hey Mamma Milf, can you make me breakfast.