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hungry monkey

When you and your partner (male or female) proceed to shit in eachothers hands and eat it whilst having intercourse.

Dude after that party james and i hungry monkeyed. i should never have let him eat so much corn.

by greven mead July 4, 2009


shing monkey

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.

Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey

by Dave's World March 10, 2017


Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.

I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.

by unrealism September 6, 2021


Pineapple Monkey

A person of Hawaiian descent

That Pineapple Monkey Is getting all the Pineapple off the tree

by Chernoybl June 15, 2018


rough monkey

a really hairy black man who abuses women

the rough monkey beat my mother senseless

by lewisg1989 March 30, 2017


Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.

*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"

by Yeebus November 29, 2021


Monkey mischiefitis

When you do a workout while playing monkey mischief you have the disease monkey mischiefitis

Boy 1. Wanna workout Boy 2. No I have monkey mischiefitis

by Monkey mischiefitis man September 11, 2022