noun< used in reference to annoying child disturbing their mothers while they are talking with other adults
mother.. so i said yes lets make pizza for dinner
child.. mommy mommy mommy mommy
mother. WHAT FUCK MOUTH ! GO IN THE OTHER ROOM AMD PLAY WITH THE KIDS
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Don't hook up with Amy . She's a river mouth.
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when one side of the mouth opens wider than is normal like a person smoking a cigar.
Masterbation and excessive exercise cause cigar mouth.
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Having open sores in or around the mouth. Having oral Herpes.
I've been so stressed out this week, I broke out with a serious case of hooker mouth.
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A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).
1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:
You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...
Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
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A subspecies of Homo-sapiens known for their lack of any intelligence whatsoever. Their young are raised entirely on a diet of Ribena and Chicken Nuggets, whilst the adults have no interests other than Stella Artois and ITV2.
Dude, did that mouth breather just trip over his own foot?
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A person who has a very big mouth
Sarah is muckle-mouthed
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