Mouth fuck

A mouth fuck is wear a man presses his mouth up against your clit pushing hard and hard until the women orgasms.

Tym gave me the most nicest mouth fuck last night I cumed on his face

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fuck mouth

noun< used in reference to annoying child disturbing their mothers while they are talking with other adults

mother.. so i said yes lets make pizza for dinner

child.. mommy mommy mommy mommy

mother. WHAT FUCK MOUTH ! GO IN THE OTHER ROOM AMD PLAY WITH THE KIDS

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Shovel Mouth

Where a person has a tendancy to 'dig a hole' every time they speak, and continue to do so on a particular subject.

"Everything he said made him sound more and more convincingly gay. He had a serious case of shovel mouth!"

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Hooker Mouth

Having open sores in or around the mouth. Having oral Herpes.

I've been so stressed out this week, I broke out with a serious case of hooker mouth.

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Smack-mouth

A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).

1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:

You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...

Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

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Mouth Breather

A subspecies of Homo-sapiens known for their lack of any intelligence whatsoever. Their young are raised entirely on a diet of Ribena and Chicken Nuggets, whilst the adults have no interests other than Stella Artois and ITV2.

Dude, did that mouth breather just trip over his own foot?

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muckle-mouthed

A person who has a very big mouth

Sarah is muckle-mouthed

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