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A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man
Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!
November 10th, gather every bong you can, give them a nice scrubbing, and smoke all day.
I cannot wait for national bong day.
On this day of the year everyone is invited to the Yale party. Rick Owens himself will be in attendance. Destroying the lonely and whatnot….HOMIXIDE HOMIXIDE
Random dude “Bro it’s national opium day” me “that’s so destroy lonely bro”
Bestie who mf teached you? this is just stupid let girls have there pravicy and how is rape funny in the first place this is just disgusting you should go back to school and learn how to respect womens and children. Whoever made this holiday get help please get therapy because this is just getting out of hand besides I may already have said this twice but this whole national thing is stupid as heck
random girl: have you heard of national rape day?
Random girl 2: yes I have and it shouldn't even be a thing like what its just disgusting
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On april 15th single or taken grab a bitch and go at it
April 15rh is national fingering day I'm finna finger my girl
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A sex position where one person jumps on another and rides on their back as the first person starts rocking back and forth.
I want to do Turtle Nation now.
So this is how turtle do it?
Ah yeah!
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On April 11th you have to cuddle with someone you love for 20 minutes
Today is National cuddle day
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