Working Off

Combination the the terms jerking off and working out to describe the act of using a Shake Weight to exercise

Bob Prefers Working Off alone in his room to avoid judgement from his family

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working tard

play on phrase "working hard"; meaning one who works hard but stupidly, and thus gets unsatisfying results.

"I bust my ass and only make thirty-two-thousand bucks a year."

"You're working tard."

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Road Work

When someone attaches a dildo to the end of a high powered jack hammer and “goes to work” on a vagina.

That jack hammer really came in handy for that road work I put on Barbra.

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working boy

A guy who scams other people on the internet for living. Formerly known as Yahoo boy.

A: This guy in the neighborhood who drives the Maroon Range Rover, do you know what he does?
B: Not sure, but I hear he's a working boy.

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Cake work

easy

“How do you think you did on the test?”
“It was cake work, I definitely passed”

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works it out

Explative;Slang - To work out the creases of the clothes you are ironing by hand. Something similar, but having to do with funk music and/or bootyshaking. ;) (perhaps a reference to working out, like aerobics)

Damn, once that girl gets on the floor she really works it out!
Yeah, man, that DJ Funk certainly works it out!

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doin work

the art of getting really really stoned.

Friend: what you up to dude?
Me: just doin work with the roor.
Friend: nice
Me: damn straight

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