Today I will slap Noah cause it’s slap Noah day
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Noah has a homosexual fantasy - he dreams of BBQ Migit Interracial Combustion Engine Powered Fingerblaster Backdoor Smasher Rectal Probe Leg Fetish Tightrope Spiderweb Porn.
Noah's gay fantasy is too screwed up,
Google it.
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Sexy as hell. The most amazingly hot person you'll meet in your life. Funny, Sweet, Kind, Caring - and did I mention sexy? Adorable in every way possible. Amazing in every way possible. Perfectly imperfect. Very lovable. Impossible to not like. Charming, Caring, and lots of fun to be around. A great friend and a person you can always talk to.
"Damn, that Noah Callaghan is my Prince Charming stand-in"
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She’s the most beautiful woman ever. She’s so hot, everyone has a crush on her.
“Dang, are you Noah Ramirez’s mom? I’ve heard she’s really hot”
Jewish-American 18 year old male. Big ass nose lookin like Butthead. Also a very proud supporter of the Black Lives Matter movement. An advocate for LGBTQ+ rights and an inspiration to many.
"I want to be like Noah Drake Ceja man."
"Yeah that guy is so cool and sexy"
The pronunciation of "no offence"
"I hate blacks. Noah fence."
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Literally casted in every bad Netflix
Movie because a few aggressive 14 year old girls find him “hot”
“Before I go I just want to say it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”
Perry- EW WHAT IS THAT
me- thats Noah scented mayo, thirty year old teenager with blonde facial hair
Perry- ok ew
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