Real niggas

A lazy scum bag waste of flesh and bones, usualy better utuilized as lawn fertilizer.

real niggas
NIGGER: Yo nigga! Jamal be gettin demz white womenz N sheeit cuz.
Klan member:your a waste of flesh and bones.
NIGGER: (smacks lips) Sheeit! Im a REAL NIGGA! yall cant talk to me like that cracka! 22s and nike shoes! EBT AND weed muhfuka!

Klan member: nadda..........That niggers hung!

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THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

he is not real i am zam THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is just a fake

and zam is not orange but he is red!

MOROT i am zam not u THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is a faker i am a shikoty shanker zimothy zmaster lover and hater i am an all out player!

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real fast!

A term used to describe a state of excitement or emphasis upon something or someone.

Shorty was lookin fly as a muthafucka, real fast!

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Real-Serenity

Cheating trailer trash with a stapled stomach and a fixation with pussy; One who cheats while her husband is at his blue collar job then lies about it when you can hear her birds in the background of another male chatters mic;

*Tweet tweet* ... Serenity you CHEAT! lol

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Real love

On this night you must give your boyfriend and hand job or head or be the best girl give them everything tonight :)

Real love Give him what he wants

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The Struggle Is Real

A reassuring phrase you offer to a person whom is under the influence of marijuana and struggling at a task due to being seriously high. The phrase signifies that you understand what they are dealing with and are not judging them for being to high to function properly and that they are free to be themselves ensuring good "vibes". It can also be used at times for a friend whom is uncomfortably stoned and they need to lay down or put both head phones in, stating that they're not being weird and that their "struggle" is indeed "real" and that you respect that.

Dude 1: holding bong "Damn man I'm to stoned to hold this bowl"
Dude 2: couch locked next to him "The struggle is real man, the struggle is real"

Dude 1: Stammering and laughing at a drive through ordering mic
*pull away from mic*
Dude 1: "I totally fucked that up"
Dude 2: "The struggle is real man"

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sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

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