October 24th

The one day where a horny kid didnt make the definition involving slapping asses for girls with no ass to post on their story on snap

My ass is safe on october 24th

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October 13th

October 13th is Jimin day.

You: October 13th is my birthday-
Me: Shut yo bitchass up, nobody cares. On October 13th it’s Jimin day

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October 21

A day we’re you can grab/slap anyone’s ass

He you come here and let me slap your ass cause it’s October 21st

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October 13

the best day of the month

kyle: today was such a good day

chad: why
kyle: it’s october 13

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October 13

National tell the girl you like you like her

just do it bro it’s not that hard

James: ask her out bro

daniel:fine but only because it’s october 13

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October 30

The national fuck a bald guy day where you fuck a bald guy

Guy:(Stares)
Bald guy : What?
Guy: It’s October 30
Bald guy: Shit

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October 24

Tell Morgan Happy Birthday because she’s turning 21 today!

Omg today is October 24! Shout “Happy Birthday Morgan” from the rooftops!

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