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Retriving Oral without a boner.
Boy:So Girl, what do you want to do tonight?
Girl: I want you to give me an old man
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When something is unnecessary, a pain in the ass, “bend me over the barrel”, old and overpriced
Kanye ye olded Taylor swift at the vmas.
LA traffic is ye old.
Fucking ye old DMV line.
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A noun that can describe anyone either in an amicable, ironic or downright derogatory meaning.
"That's right, old bean!" - Amicable.
"STFU, you old bean." - Derogatory.
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slang for marijuana; like all lingo, used to circumnavigate the blue meanies
Been hanging with old man lately.
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A man named Shawn who tends to forget nearly everything, claims that if you throw a plastic Pepsi bottle at someone's face it won't hurt cause it's 'just plastic'.
Him: It's just plastic.
Me: Go take a long walk off a short pier you old hag!
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Cheap ass grain alcohol that smells like a gucci.
That nigga just drank a fifth of old charter.
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When you are doing it with your lady, you cum/wait until her mouth is full of drool and/or load so she's foaming at the mouth, like Old Yeller. Then, once she is foaming at the mouth, you take her and shoot her with your load and she wimpers, thus putting her out of her misery. Shooting noises are optional, but really add the effect.
Guy: (to girl) why is your face so red?
Girl: I got Old Yeller-ed.
Guy: Sucks to suck.
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