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A overly crowded amusement park in Sandusky, OH. Its known for taking all the GOOD rides out and putting in lame ones & having a Gay Pride day on Fathers Day. The only good thing about Cedar Point is the kids areas. Drive the extra miles and go to Kennywood : or save your money and take your family someplace good, ex, Disneyland : (I should know, I lived in Sandusky my whole life :)
want to go to Cedar Point?
Naw, lets just go get gas and go to kennywood
ok
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A system used as a marker for how irritating, smug, feminine or stupid someone is. Like man points, batty points can only be accumulated.
They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.
Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.
Ways to earn batty points:
1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.
Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
Person 1: Lol it's funny touching other boys legs!
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points
Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.
Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
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Another way of saying "Birthday". A euphemism for "the point of which you entered the world" as it were.
It's time I celebrate my point of entry into this world!
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pinch point is the small area where a cars tire and the road meet, urban cyclist commuters must avoid this area at all costs
guy "I can't believe you ride your bike in the street"
commuter "yeah basicly its no biggie as long as I avoid the pinch point"
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Noob Points are those points that are given to any person who fails to uphold the traditional gamer standards. The most common way to obtain Noob Points is by going to bed before 11pm.
Jake: Im going to bed now, Its getting late, its almost 9:30.
Larry: 500 Noob Points!
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Like making a point for an argument, but doing so via facebook. Sometimes this can be through debating your results on a quiz or just posting something commenting on a recent news event.
The point can be made for better or for worse.
"I'm not girly according to this quiz, but everyone TOTALLY knows I am. I'm going to make a Facebook Point about this!"
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The point at which food becomes unfit to consume. This does not necessarily mean that the food has rotted or become literally inedible, but rather the consumable has acquired some undesirable quality which makes it a better candidate for the trash than for the stomach. Happens often in community fridges where other people's items are not taken into consideration when storing taste or scent-changing comestibles.
"Dude, I put this chocolate cake in the fridge the other day and guess what?"
"What?"
"My mom decides to cook fish AND onions for dinner and puts both of them in the fridge on a paper plate."
"Don't tell me..."
"Yeah, that cake reached its trash point in less than 2 days."
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