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The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.
Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."
Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
loosing the point of conversation
i am not following you
- anyway, what I wanted say originally was the story about the empty barrel...
- sorry, I am loosing table
(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
The Communal Table is a group that was founded in September 2017. Communal means the group is open to anyone that wants to join. The communal table will continue to expand its group.
The communal table group wants all the clout.
The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
(n) a pepper so spicy that results in one pounding the table while it’s being consumed.
While eating hot wings 2 friends discussed the level of spicyness
“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker”
Or
“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or
“Let’s get us some table knockers”
When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!