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When the ball sack skin sticks to the inside of the legs and stretches out, making the sack look like a bat wing. This generally occurs due to excessive heat and sweat and can be avoided with a light dusting of the nuts with some baby powder.
Chris: I can't go see my girl with bat wing syndrome
Chad: don't worry man, dust your nuts lightly with this baby powder and you're all good
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Refer to the blood spatters on your cheeks after pulling a bloody tampon out with your teeth and shaking your head from side-to-side like a dog.
Look honey! I look like the Joker after I gave myself Red Wings with your tampon!
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the act of having cocaine blown up your ass.... like Stevie Nicks
Last night I was hanging out with Stevie Nicks and she asked me to give her a White Winged Dove.....
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The act of placing your vagina in ice water and jumping up and down, flapping your beef curtains like a penguin flaps its flippers, while making penguin noises.
"My mom went out to party one night, so I wanted to enlighten my friends by performing an Antarctican Wing Flap."
when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.
Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.
Having someone who cares for you deeply and you being their only source of happiness and feel empty without you just for you to break them.
She was my wing ridden angel, I was her wings, and the reason she couldn’t fly away
the best book series in the world. if you don't read you're dead to me. i love me some silk-wings. there are cool.
Tsunami: then say it to my face!!!
Starflight: i am saying it to your face, or is it your rear end, its easy to get them mixed up?
wings of fire dragons convo on fleek
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