Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.

dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*

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Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.

Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?

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Bare Ball

West Coast Surfing Slang (Los-Angeles) -

To wear shorts or pants without underwear.

Referring to not covering the male testicles.

Crap! I forgot to bring a extra underwear. I guess I'll have to bear ball it.

Or

I hate bare ballin' it just doesn't feel right.

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utter balls

This is bullshit. To fuck something up.

"Monty, you`ve made a complete and utter balls of the Browning over-and-under by shortening it."

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ball cushion

used to describe a goatee on a gay man. that area of hair on the chin.

my balls feel good bouncing on bills ball cushion

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ryan ball

The realest trap hard rockstar out on your nearest cul de sac.

Watch out Ryan Ball is coming, you better back away from all the trapping ooze that surrounds him or he will bust out the heat.

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flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.

Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.

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