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period furniture

"Seat type" objects like chairs, couches, sofas, etc. with slick-surfaced non-absorbent upholstery that wipes clean easily. Favored by girls and younger women during "that time of the month".

While highly desirable, period furniture is often quite expensive, so washable slipcovers can be a more-economical alternative.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018


Manstraul period

When a male is all moody once a month, male version of menstraul period

Oh man Cody is on his manstraul period today, he hasn't stopped complaining and crying.

by Jruby33 November 17, 2017


Period slayyyyy

A new type of reaction in the 2020s.

Grey's Anatomy/Kamen Rider fanboy: New fanfic? Period slayyyyy!!!!

by Disney2123 March 23, 2023


period pirate

Someone who only goes down on a woman during their period

Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?

Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate

by Treyeful September 15, 2020


period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011


past period

A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)

Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."

Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"

by Grammar Trotskyist May 16, 2023


period plague

When you are surrounded by a new group of females who you interact with often enough your period becomes contagious in the group of said females. You get your period and it is quickly spread throughout the group, at such a magnitude everyone’s periods begin getting effected-usually appearing sooner than expected.

Period plague in the all girls office-I’m here all of the time, & I’ve had my period for 12 out of the 14 weeks I’ve been here.

by Methodical Muse August 16, 2018