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Political Shoplifting

Political Shoplifting is when a government systems fails to recognize the financial distress of it's citizens and they have to shoplift food in order to survive.

I had to do some political shoplifting so I could eat this week as I got my power bill and my government fails to recognize the social security benefits they pay me don't cover all my bills.

by Awkward Life Subjects defined September 7, 2021


Quail Bipartisan Politics

It’s a themed restaurant.

Have you been to Quail Bipartisan Politics? Shits fire.

by West Bank Big Wank June 4, 2021


Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).

“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”

by Chucklefucker February 14, 2024


Polite

kris.

"What is polite?"
kris.
bottom text.

by Why do you hate me January 25, 2022


Political Clout Chasing

Alexandria Occasionally Cortez’ entire career in summary.

I pretended to be a victim in front of the Supreme Court Building, I’m political clout chasing just like AOC

by GnoCrypto July 20, 2022


Political bar fight

An expression used to describe all of the pointless fighting and bickering that tends to happen in the government over various policy issues, the effectiveness and credibility of political leaders, how important and or valid certain beliefs and values are, etc. While it does occur in all levels of the government, it happens most frequently on the state and federal levels. These conflicts often times cause significant delays in passing important pieces of legislation They are often to forward and or their party’s agenda and or as way to get acquire more power and influence when discussing a particular issue.

There are always political bar fights happening in the U.S. government these days; often over relatively pointless things.

by Vanguard 1998 January 2, 2022


That seems mildly inappropriate for a political discussion

My savior Ben Shapiro responding to a Tranny

Zoe: You cut that out now or you will go home in a ambulance

Ben: That seems mildly inappropriate for a political discussion

by Ass clapper Nigga November 22, 2024