Pre Ketchup Cum

Pre Ketchup cum is the almost see through substance that comes out the average ketchup bottle whenever it's poured onto your favourite meal or your just really thirsty
Pre Ketchup Cum is something that 9/10 average human beings experience over their lifetime

Man 1: "What just came out of the sauce bottle!!"

Man2: "Chill it's a bit of pre ketchup cum, it happens to all of us"

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Pre Fuck Dinner

Also know as a PFD. It's not a date, it's a dinner given out to a soon to be sexual partner just before getting it in. Usually given to women of the slutty disposition, the worth of Pre Fuck Dinners are proportional to how one values the person one will dine with, or even just their genitalia.

Jon: *brings out iPhone and shows Alex picture of super hot chick* I'm going on a date with Sarah tonight.
Alex: This is no date! That chick is fucking hot! Best not get her a Happy Meal on this Pre Fuck Dinner, otherwise you'll never bone her.

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Pre-game

holding something in one hand while the other in your mouth finishes (sexual or not)

I've got this cough drop in my hand, but the one in my mouth isn't gone yet, it's kinda like a pre-game.

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pre-ad-psychosis

The pre-exemption to ad-psychosis. When you know television advertisements are near you begin to show signs of ad-psychosis where the energy burst is less powerful although the television show constrains your from out bursting.

John twitched and flinched as he knew the ads were about to come on.

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Pre Nasal Drip

When semen comes out a chick's nose.

You know it.

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pre - cum obsesive

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

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pre-high's

If we haven't had a 'cone' all day and its starting to get late, POTheads start to get nervous and excited.

"Hahaha. I must have the pre-high's hardcore, I'm talking so much shit...A bong will shut me up."

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