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to strike an individual with a sex toy, most often a large dildo, in order to cause pain or embarassement, often in retaliation for a previous act. dildo punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.
"Martin totally cheated on that hand. You distract him and I'm gonna lay down a mad dildo punch."
"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"
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Jabbing your toung at, on to or in something.
We were kissing and that girl toung punched my eye so hard I almost sopped.
Or
What I wouldn't give to be able to toung punch you.
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A phenomenon of which a nerd, frustrated at horribly failing over the internet at the hands of someone they don't know, punches his monitor in anger, consequentially leading to him horribly regretting it afterwards and begging his mom for a new one.
A: *Kills person B in Counterstrike*
B: WTF?!?!?!? THAT WAS HAX!!! HULK SMASH, BITCH! *cyber punch*
B: oh shit.. MOM?
A: What a fucking idiot..
B: YEA WELL UR A SHIT FAG TAT EATS SHIT N IS A FAG!!!!1!!!
A: LOLCAPS
B: WTF *cyber punch* RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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The act of going outside the back of a club and bending over so another man can insert his phallus into your rectum and pound you silly.
"I ain't goin' down! I'm club punching!"
Translation:
I will not be the one to go down on you my friend. I would rather you place your penis into my rectum.
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Fingering, or more accurately, finger blasting a girl.
D'Angelo: I saw you leave with that broad. Did you munch that?
Cadillac: No, she wouldn't let me munch, so i punched her toast all night.
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(noun) the feeling a male gets when his jaw hits the floor as a result of being told his now ex-girlfriend is pregnant as a result of their break-up nooky
man, when she told me she was late for her monthly visit from aunt flo, i had a powers punch
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a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.
The pretentious jerk in my Russian class thinks he knows everything; he is such a punch dick.
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