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Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
a relationship between middle schoolers that is usually cringy, drama filled, short lived, and/or idiotic. you will likely want to vomit due to the cringe
Tara: Omg Kyle you’re soo cute!
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.
A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.
A new-logo salesperson who views developing strong, lasting relationships with his prospects as a precursor to closing the deal.
Effective relationship hunters get to know their prospects very well and are more likely to not only close the deal but are also more likely to get repeat business even if their buyer moves to another company.
When someone is so happy in a relationship they go and make a def. in urban dictionary about the other person in the relationship
Ex: Jane- an awesome girl any guy would sleep with
Guy 1:man look at that jane
Guy 2:wow she's nice
Guy 1:I'll do anything to get her
Man Kevin is so relationship high. He's made like 4 posts on urban dictionary named after Jane!
A love hate relationship filled with sex jokes and emma hitting tanner
Stephen and Nancy are in a Tanner Emma relationship
A relationship that's moving forward towards a common goal.. Planning a wedding.. Still sexual active, a part of each other lives in every aspect... A women would be in denial dealing with the male in this relationship
Marion Freshh and I are getting married next June because we're in a up and up relationship