Rice Cake

Something to call your Asian friends when they're being annoying

Chow Ming: No I will not help you with your homework. Very disappointing.
Response: Don't be a jerk, Rice Cake

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Rice King

Gay asian male dating gay caucasian man(Rice Queen).

He's a rice queen. He only dates rice kings.

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got rice

slang for having had sex with an asian girl.

I went out with bai mai and got rice because I am a black emporer.

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rice paddy power

An elusive power only possessed by the pure Asian (esp. of non pale skin). It allows astonishing powers in Math and Science. The power has been confirmed by celebrated author Malcolm Gladwell in his book, Outliers. The power allows for all stereotyped Asian properties and excels in giving super math skills when compared to pale skinned humans.

How did you get a 1735% on the test? My rice paddy power.

rice liar

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The Original rice liar and weapon x

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Rice Weiner

Terminology used to describe an asians penis. Roughy one quarter inch (half a lorenz).

I enjoy watching asain porn because seeing a Rice Weiner makes me feel huge!

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rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.

You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

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