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To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.
Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.
My future husbands name is river, I love him sm to the point where I would die for him
awwwh, You look adorable as always, river my beloved :)
When your face is wet after going down on a girl, and natures lubrication is flowing down your chin.
Her -“That was amazing. Oh my god”
Him- “Well I sure hope so. I nearly drowned in your love river!”
When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.
I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.
Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."