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To eat an ass that has an abundant amount of hair.
Chris pretended salad flossing Trisha was an accident.
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salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus
I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.
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when a man cums all over a girls tits in large amounts so that they look like potato salad
Man: Everytime I jizz on her tits I try to make them potato salad.
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A salad day is one of those days when you are content to drink cool-aid on the curb, shoes off, with the smell of fresh cut grass filling your nose. One of those days when your skin tingles from the sun and your stomach aches from laughing. One of those days that leave you feeling complete.
"Oh man..yeah,now that..that was a salad day."
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A sexual act where a male vomits onto his partners pubic area, then proceeds to feast on the surrounding area.
I saw my dad give my mom a sloppy salad last night, and my God it was sexy.
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1. The act of fucking a fence.
2. When somebody licks you until you have an orgasm
Person 1: Damn, I saw Stacie salad-finger yesterday!
Person 2: That's hott!!
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Person 1: Come over right now and salad-finger me baby!
Person 2: only if you salad-finger me first!
Person 1: I CANT WAIT!!!!
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The amazing sensation of finding a bat in your garden. The bat doesn't have to attack you for this to be a bat salad, but you must be scared in some way to fall in your lettuce and to your neighbors it looks like you're making a big salad on the ground and they'll ask you what you're doing and all you can say is, "BAT SALAD! BAT SALAD!"
Look hunny, that stupid son of a bitch is making another bat salad. You think he'd get falcons to keep the bats away.
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