The Salty Porcupine

While engaging in sexual activity with a woman, pull out your cock and slide your fist into her pussy. After sliding the fist in open all five fingers and thrust your hand up and down as fast as possible creating a porcupine-like atomosphere.

Joe opened up his hand inside her and made her feel the essence of the salt...

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Salty Silver

Adj. It is a insult that is told to a player (or players) of a game called Counter-Strike Global Offensive. It means to be upset that you are at the lowest sector in the rank system in the game (AKA Silver) because you are bad and horrible at the game. This insult is normally told in lower ranks, where the Gold Novas will toxically attack the Silvers because they are a few ranks higher than them and want to boost their egos.

*Terrorist* Le Ween (Silver): I hate my team so much, it's so toxic!

*Terrorist* DumbleStephano (Silver): Same dude! They're so trash too!

*Counter-Terrorist* Crypix (Gold Nova): Shut up you bunch of salty silvers!

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Sweet and Salty

A person acts sweet in front of you but actually is a dick

Man robin is so sweet and salty he is sweet to my face but acts like a dick when I ain't there

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Salty Pirate

you spit on the receivers back and they turn to look.. and you shoot a load into the receivers eye. they stand up and you kick them in the leg. jumping up and down one leg... yelling arrrrgggg..... hens forth salty pirate.

damm! thats one salty pirate.

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Salty Milk

A term overused by the LGBT+ community to refer to an unknown substance. People have been known to develop PTSD or anxiety from the use of the term.

1: TheGman said "Salty Milk" yesterday so I cried myself to sleep.
2: We had a philosophical debate over the meaning of salty milk.

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Salty Whale

When you say something to distract a teacher, something random.

Hey Mr.12, do you know that shaq created the universe?
No salty whales

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Salty Sailor

A mixed drink which has had semen added without knowledge of such an addition being passed along to the drinker.

Joe sipped his Salty Sailor slowly, wondering why his friend Barry was giggling uncontrollably.

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