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When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.
"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .
John 1: 19-51
chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa
John 1:19-51
chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa
David: holy shit! Someone robbed the house!
Kim: wait, no. Someone pulled a santa on us!
David: that tv hasn't been there!
Kim: since when did we have a car?
*mrbeast shows up*
David: did you pull a santa on us?
Mrbeast: yes I did!
Kim: thanks!
Going down on an elderly woman's vaginal white beard.
I Santa Kissed your mom last night.
When you send your Santa down her chimney (ie, stick your dick in her vagina)
Joe: "Hey, man, I pulled a Santa on Sally!"
Bob: "Sweet, dude! I've been waiting for that all year!"
When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.
"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"