Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.

“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”

The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.

When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.

Woodland Shuffle

The act of immediately making yourself busy due to possible future workload opportunities.

Before even being notified of a possible pursuit or DV, he just notified everyone he was out of position, then passed it to Solano or South Sac. He just did the Woodland Shuffle and moved on.

Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.

John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle

nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.

I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.

Shuffle and Play

Shuffle and Play is forever, everyone who has been apart of shuffle and play is forever. The friendship will live on, the groupchat will live on. It is forever.

Wow! Shuffle and Play is so gas!

Shuffle and Play

Shuffle and Play is forever, anyone who ever has or been part of Shuffle And Play is a part of Shuffle And Play forever. The friendship will go on, the group chat will go on, they will always be hope!

Wow! Shuffle And Play is the greatest TV show ever made!