fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it

I am going to Idaho shuffle you

Sloppy Shuffle

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.

I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.

shuffle me good

when you shuffle a deck of cards really well for someone... geez get your head out of the gutter you pervert

Can you shuffle me good?

Of course i can!

11 shuffle

The act of running when out of shape, which leads to severe soreness

I can't move my quads after I cam back from that 11 shuffle

devil shuffle

When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.

Kath kicked her husbands arse at cards because she had mastered the devil shuffle...