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Popping a big ol goodegg on FaceTime for the ladies
Holy shit she just got turkey shuffled
The term "SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH" is a term where someone asks a Beach to shuffle their playing cards when playing UNO or Solitare etc.
Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!
The phenomenon that occurs when White People try to dance, in itself a paradox because it’s not dancing per sé.
Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: A little something called ‘dancing.’
Pedro: Nah, fool. That was the gringo shuffle.
Maurice: Y’all muthafuckas can’t jump or dance.
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The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.
Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...
when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.
super bowl Sunday I invited
my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.
With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.
I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.
Amanda shuffle is the walk back to the car after scoring a bag. As you walk releasing farts with every step you take causing your ass to gyrate and move in side way movements.
Did you see jayde as she walked back to the car she had the mean Amanda shuffle going on.