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When someone from Florida says they’re from Florida without saying they’re from Florida.
I know how to mitigate love bugs…fuck did I just give myself away and Floridian slip?
A concept created by the legendary MattyH0506. This is a process involving a traffic cone, a lot of sunflower oil (has to be sunflower oil), and finally, a woman.
Guy 1: "Why are you stealing a traffic cone?"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"
Term for a completely accidental and fatally regrettable one-night stand, typically involving impaired reasoning skills due to the over-consumption of alcohol or other choice substances.
Jane: Don't look now, but at 12 O'clock, isn't that Chad? Didn't you two date for a while?
Christina: Chad? Is that his name? Nah, we never dated. He was a total slip 'n fall.
When what your phone autocorrects your text to something that also works or is what you really would like to say.
Example: Tried to text
“I meant your sister”
What your phone sent
“I messy your sister”
My Autocorrectian slip revealed his sister and I had been hooking up.