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Three fun facts, fifteen minutes of cunnalngus, three rashers of bacon, four eggs and sixteen hours of sleep
Mate went back too hers and gave her the toddy special
"I'm not hungry anymore, he filled me up with his special syrup."
An extra large sized Mountain Dew. Made famous by Tredway Pools Plus.
Keith may be a big guy but he shouldn't drink 5 Dolby Specials in a day.
A one month subscription to PH
Box of tissues
Corner store lotion
Less than one month of only fans
Hey I was think abt buying an onlyfans but instead I got the OPTIMUS SPECIAL!
After a guy gets a vasectomy and gets his tubes cut, his balls dangle freely in the sack, so a girl rolls his balls around in her hand like fushigi balls.
“Hey did you hear about Michael’s vasectomy?
“Yea, Lucky bastard gets to have the fushigi special now”
A series on YouTube created by Stuart Ashen, aka Ashens. In this series he reviews tat from Poundland, 99p Stores and Dollar Stores.
‘I can’t wait for Ashens to upload the next Poundland Special!’
Only something a true kenny can give
Kenny: hey Ryan want the sniffy special
Ryan: what’s that?
Kenny:*shoves a Coca-Cola bottle up ass and squats over Ryan* smell this