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The Strawberry Shortcake is when a man puts whipped cream on the tip of his penis and his partner sticks a strawberry up their rectum. then the person with whipped cream on their cock jams the whipped cream topped dick inside their partners asshole pushing the strawberry up their ass and back into their stomach leaving them constipated.
Man, me and Requis did the Strawberry Shortcake last night and now I’m constipated as fuck.
When you drink a frozen daiquiri until your mouth is numb, then give head and catch the cum in your mouth, spit it into a cup, and mix it into a strawberry daiquiri to enjoy.
After he came I decided to relive my glory days as a novice mixologist and use it to make myself a nice cold strawberry dickuiri to enjoy in the tropics
When you bust a nut inside your girl
Dude last night I busted inside my girl and made her my strawberry shortcake.
Sponge cake, topped with glazed strawberry and whipped cream
I rocked her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake.
When you jizzle inside ur partner and the girth from your hog rips and the mixture of blood and jizzle creates a strawberry shortcake.
Damn it ripped and he gave me a strawberry shortcake
After fucking a chubby midget on her period, you take your dick out and slap off the period juice onto her face then cum on the top of her head moving your penis side to side creating artistic drippings.
I would totally Strawberry Shortcake that female Ewok right now.
Evolution of a White Dragon;
When performing a White Dragon, punch her right on the nose to make it bleed, which
The strawberry shortcake from Yesterday evening was pretty messy.