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A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.
Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!
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Someone too smart for his/her own safetly
That damn smurrt-tard always correct my slangs...
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Doing or saying something so perfectly retarded that it is a dead on representation of retardedness. Often more retarded than an actual retard could be.
Wow, he is full-on tard by saying that.
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1. Noun; A person who teaches special education on a school campus
2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.
3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.
1. Look, there’s the new tard guard and her gaggle of door stops.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.
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Word play on the phrase "House of cards". A dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). They sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson's disease kicks in.
Dude, i went over to dwayne johnson's pad. I scored some blue dolphins but i don't like to hang out there. That place is a house of tards.
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A cross between he-man and a retard. something retarded on epic proportions
(wilst driving) that moron just cut me up and then crashed. what a he-tard...
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One with special needs that sings and is a part of your school choir.
Glee-Tard glee retard singer special
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