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Arguably the worst children's book ever written.
Especially because it implies something else. Something not meant for children.
"I bought 'Goodnight Moon'. Obviously, it was not the type of moon I hoped for.
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When someone is asleep, the person that is asleep wakes up to some person's asshole right at his/her face
People love it when someone is asleep in bed, the person wakes up to someone's asshole in person that is asleep's face. That's what a moon face is
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Joe: i heard u went to one of those nudie beaches, Bob.
Bob: ahhhhh, i got a moon burn
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Picking up while already pinned.
Lady sleeps with man in a hotel, he falls asleep, she comes downstairs and picks up another (this is the part referred to as Moon lighting), sleeps with him and then goes back to the original.
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(Note: I want to add an example to a definition that I submitted and that's already been published, but I don't know how to do that. Below is the original entry with the new example.)
When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."
"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)
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Pants you where when traveling to the moon.
Kims ass looks so fine in those 'Moon Pants'; wtf? I cant goto the moon in these pants for i need my 'Moon Pants'
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