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hannah webb

Hannah Webb is beautiful, amazing, kind and perfect in every possible way. Her body is out of this world, she is always there to make me smile and is always laughing and Is the best at cuddling, honestly she is the best girlfriend anyone could ask for.

Hannah Webb is literally the best

by JJBomm July 22, 2015

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hannah Montana

A slut whore who thinks she can sing and dance. her dad is the only reason shes famous. she has a stupid show that is written by overpaid "comedy writers" who couldn't care less.

Person 1: did u see that hannah montana concert last night?
person 2: fuck no, not that dirtbag bitch.

by billybobjoe jackjimmus the 3rd June 14, 2010

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


hannah montana

show- the horrible excuse for a "show"(should it be even called that) is about 16-year-old Miley "Man Whore" Stewart who is a "Normal" Teenage "Girl" by day and a "Popstar" by night! Miley ceases to fit in because of her southern ancestery(people of the south are killed in california o:) and is often made fun of. she is also the entitled "Cock-sucking Queen", due to her sleeping with fellow co-stars Mitchel Musso, Jason Earles, and Billy Ray Cyrus.

person- hannah montana is a dried-up, hoe, skank, and wannabe black person. she always uses words like "ya'll" and "YAY!" to arrouse her young fans. what her fans don't know is that she could give two craps about them, and has been seen calling one little girl a "stupid bitch". her "counterpart" miley cyrus is just as bad. miley's boyfriend, a 20-year-old, has given many comments saying that his girlfriend has given him a BJ and that it was the worst experience ever for him(he even had to put on a paper bag and mask to hide her ugliness.
-> Also Hannah is racist against asians and black people. Did you know that she got in trouble for calling a black person a "nigger"? And that she HATES YOUR CHILDREN?! fucking cock sucking bitch :D

Kid - OMFG I GOT TICKETS TO SEE HANNAH MONTANA!
Random Person - Who fucking cares you little douche bag *kills both hannah and the kid*

Hannah - HI PARENTS! I encourage your kids to hate black people and asians. And I take your money because you are stupid douche bags! =
Parent 1 - BOO YOU SUCK!
Parent 2 - Go back to sucking your boyfriend's dick.

Girl - Mommy, can I watch Hannah Montana now?
Mom - You know that that is forbidden.

Girl 2 - I googled hannah montana, and all i got was "teenage hoe" and got weird pictures
Guy - Because Hannah Montana is a hoe. She sucks her bf's dick and anyone else's for a quick buck.

by miley cyrus hater April 22, 2009

61πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Hannah Smith

Genuinely a great person. Typically caring and nice but always cute. It is average for them to have nice tits and an equally great ass. Definately someone people want to be around.

Damn! That chick must be Hannah Smith, she seems great!

by PaPaSmorf July 17, 2018

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


hannah montana

A sexual experience in which two males donned in wigs (one blonde and one brunette) tag team a chick while she is facing a wall. Make sure she can't see you. If she looks back, slowly grab her by her hair and whisper closely into her ear, "this is the best of both worlds, bitch."

"Dude, I heard that girl got hannah montana'd last night!"

by Allen! April 2, 2009

17πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Hannah

Hannah, a Beautiful Irish God fearing women with a heart for Christ. Loves God and loves people.

Incredibly talented and a pretty HOT girl. So much Banger that you will leave in tears of laughter. Great taste in Men and has her very own Actionman.

A true catch, any guy would be so blessed to call her His Girlfriend.

She is pretty Hot. The only Thing that wins against Hannah is Michael. Go on have a search.

Guy 1, Wow that girl is so Hot.

Guy 2 Oh that's Hannah, I wouldn't waste you time though. Her Boyfriend is Michael and you don't want to mess with him now.

Guy 1, Not Michael as in action man Michael?

Guy 2, Thats right.

by Actionman101 January 23, 2018

1πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Hannah

She will fuck anything that walks, she has tried getting with every dude at her house but she will most likely cheat on you if you’re her boyfriend. Do not talk to Hannah unless you want to catch something

β€œYou know Hannah?”
β€œYeah that whore that fucks everybody?”
β€œYeah that’s here”

by Daddybigboy5 September 30, 2019

1πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž