Moosed

Synonym friendly fire , moosing, when you accidentally murder squad mate .

Eddie didn't see recognize me and moosed me in the head with a 308

Moosed

Gaining a lot of views

He is getting moosed.

Moose nostril

Vagina

Did you get any moose nostril last night?

mockey moose

Rough gay anal sex.

They had some great mockey moose

Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

moose ass

linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag

moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise

Moose Antlers

While in the missionary position, the man uses his arms to move her knees to her chest and her feet around her ears giving the appearance of the woman having moose antlers

So I was balls deep in this chick and gave her the ol’ Moose Antlers