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A person who works in science, medicine or a technical field strictly for the money with no inclination, taste for it or interest outside of financial. Derived from the gay porn term "gay for pay". Some one who has sex with people of the same gender strictly for money.
He is actually a rock guitarist but during the day, he is an anesthesiologist. He's strictly nerd-for-pay.
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The hunch of the back one gets from leaning over a keyboard playing computer games until 3 in the morning or other nerd-type stuff. usually accompanied by twitching fingers from typing-withdrawal.
Mr Ridgeway (A.K.A "The Ridge") has the biggest nerd hunch in the history of the world, on account of he is Braemar College's resident nerd.
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the unit of measure on how many wedgies, lockker stuffing incidents , stolen lunch money, etc. occur to a nerd in one day
his NLreached an all time high of 15
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Adj. An extremely queer insult which is only ever used by people who are faggots when it comes to name calling.
Guy 1: "Look a him, the Nerd Shady"
Guy 2: "Don't be so gay!"
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The act of sitting reverse on the toilet, setting one's laptop on the tank of the toilet, and using it while completing the poop
Friend: Hey bro you wanna Skype?
Nerd: Can't. I'm nerd pooping right now.
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A nerd wannabe is an ironic kind of person whose parents are usually doctors, lawyers, or CEO's but who claims to be super nerdy. Generally, this kind of person finds the phrase, "work hard, play hard" magnitizing, since he or she does not actually give a shit about being productive or innovative for its own sake. Nerd wannabes wear expensive clothes, act exclusively, and do whatever makes their college resume look better. At elite institutions, which exist at all levels of educational attainment in the US, they perform superiorly to many true nerds due to a host of invisible social advantages, originating with their circle of friends, their parents, and with other privileged people who generally favor them over, especially, a true nerd from a poor or rural area.
They are probably invested in the nerd mythos for the promise of wealth and power, and the veneer also reduces the social tensions that would arise from other people finding out that nerd wannabes are not actually biologically superior. These strange imposters care little about working hard in order to learn, and they trade notes and cheat at every opportunity.
They are easy to identify. Look for a moderately sized group of high achievers with excellent social skills, where absolutely none of whom exhibit OCD, Aspergers, ADHD, etc, which might be a source of mutant intelligence for some true nerds. This group also rejects diversity as much as jocks. But not gay kids because that's not PC.
You had extra-marital sex at a night club last night? You are probably just a nerd wannabe. Nice Coach purse.
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usually influenced at a young age by older anime such as pokemon, sailor moon, card captor sakura, and yugioh. (your average popular high school student probably watched two or three of these as a child. they grew up to become obsessed with society's opinions.) an anime nerd is simply someone who doesn't give a shit what other people think and has not lost sight of their inner child. their appearance can range from ugly to the most beautiful girl/guy you have ever seen. they have respect for the art form that is anime. once or twice a year they may spend their time at an anime convention making money or having fun (meeting new people, hanging out with friends, etc.). an anime nerd knows how to enjoy life (unlike some people). an anime nerd could be the person living next door. they could be the bag boy/girl at your grocery store. they could be your high school english teacher. they could be the man/woman you married twenty years ago.
remember, nerds are people too. and the majority of them have lives others are too stupid to accept. haven't you ever heard "don't judge a book by its cover"?
random guy #1: dude i just found out my girlfriend is an anime nerd!
random guy #2: holy shit! what are you going to do!?
random guy #1: ...have sex.
random guy #2: ...
random guy #1: what? she's hot!!
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