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A heavy metal band that created the genre "ear rape"
Anyone that associates with a brony
"OMF that new song by unicorn horn porn is badass"
"are you talkin about SATANIC CIRCIRCUMCISION (IM OFF MY MEDS) porn red hot meat hook
1. The practice of searching the world for Mythological creatures (not just unicorns) and having sex with them.
1. "Man... I'm bored"
"OPERATION UNICORN-SEX!"
"Rad Idea homie! Let's go hunting for the minator!"
"True dat... we gon' screw that myth!"
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During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.
She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.
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Someone that is only important inside of ones imagination. Nobody really knows you exist.
Tom is the average unicorn ass nigga, only has imaginary haters.
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A marvelous mix of creatures that have the ultimate answer of the universe . IT IS THE SOLUTION OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS as well as beautifull :D
omg whats that !
is that a plane ?
is that the super-man ?
no its the robocop-riding-an-unicorn!
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A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.
Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"
Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."
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When a guy takes a strap on and puts it on in reverse, then proceeds to have sex with 2 women. One in front and one behind, BACK & FOURTH & BACK & FOURTH.
Dude, he just pulled the 2 headed unicorn with those strippers from the shitty titty.
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