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"Playing the bases" is both a term for a relationship that has yet to be defined and a description of what goes on in it.
When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.
"Hey, what is up with you and Jackie?"
"I do not know man... We are playing the bases."
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An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.
Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.
Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?
Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.
Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.
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Giving yourself a blow job. Then your penis blows up. And then the world blows up. And a penis takes its place.
Friend Isn't that just 20th base but extreme?
Me:Fuck yeah it is. 21st base is better though.
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The final base.
When a guy fucks another dead guy through his penis hole while being penetrated by a shemale
Friend 1: Yo, I heard you and Josh got to the twentieth base last night at the funeral. That's fucked up.
Friend 2: I regret nothing.
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When the government does sh*t to help people and not just the rich
Crazy how we socialize military ammunition that costs us billions but ‘based socialism’ is radical cause we’d help the poor instead of endless war.
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A type of player that can be found in the popular game Halo. These players will hide in the enemy team's base just to steal a powerful weapon or vehicle.
Red team 1:"Hey, why won't the tank spawn in!?"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"
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