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playing the bases

"Playing the bases" is both a term for a relationship that has yet to be defined and a description of what goes on in it.

When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.

"Hey, what is up with you and Jackie?"

"I do not know man... We are playing the bases."

by Pimpmeister Flex July 3, 2012

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92nd base

When you have sex in the back of a Duesenberg being driven by a unicorn named Karen at exactly 88 mph with a Vegas prostitute, a MILF, a woman with L-cup boobs, a breeze block, a half-melted ice cream sandwich, a Pikachu, a Sega SG-1000, Terminator, and a bottle of hot sauce while humming "I Just Called To Say I Love You" and juggling McNuggets while "Drops of Jupiter" is playing loudly in G-Major.

Only Chuck Norris has ever gotten to, or can get to, 92nd base.

by hoyclan July 19, 2019

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Plant-Based

When someone eats like a vegan, but still accepts animals being exploited for products and clothing.

"Are you a vegan?" "Nah, I'm only on a plant-based diet."

by d3d_dog February 19, 2021

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based socialism

When the government does sh*t to help people and not just the rich

Crazy how we socialize military ammunition that costs us billions but β€˜based socialism’ is radical cause we’d help the poor instead of endless war.

by Flatearthwalker December 30, 2021

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Base jumping

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.

Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.

Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?

Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.

Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.

by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020

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103455th base

Being called Matteo

I got to 103455th base when i was born

by Rocks1212 February 23, 2016

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21st base

Giving yourself a blow job. Then your penis blows up. And then the world blows up. And a penis takes its place.

Friend Isn't that just 20th base but extreme?

Me:Fuck yeah it is. 21st base is better though.

by Please. Stop. April 4, 2017

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