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When a large or ugly girl drags a chain of her hot friends through a crowd in a club.
Dude those girls we were talking to were so hot. Too bad there friend was tug boating.
Look at this girl tug boating her friends around.
Guys know this happens all the time in the club its everywhere. There is always that one chick thats dragging the rest of her friends around or away from others guys.
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One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'
ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific
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When your talking to Canadians, you tell them to say this because they can't pronounce it correctly.
American: Damn, I forgot my glasses. Can you read this for me.
Canadian: "Oot an aboot ina boot." It doesn't make any sense, don't cha know?
American: Hahaha, its "out and about in a boat!" Your lack of pronunciation is ridiculous!!!!
Canadian: You friggin hoser...
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A boat with a glass bottom. This allows its passengers to view the water beneath them from the safety of the boat.
Joe: I want to go scuba diving but im afraid of sharks.
Steve: Just take a ride on a glass bottom boat, you can see the ocean and theres no danger of sharks.
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Luisiana Steam Boat is when your fucking a girl in wheel barrel then you both role into 69. After you do that you cum in here mouth and let her gargle it.
Guy 1: Did you smash.
Guy 2: I did more then smashed.
Guy 1: Then what did you do.
Guy 2: I Luisiana Steam Boated her
Guy 1: Thats fucking cherry
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When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.
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someone with belgium heritage who has a habit of having sex with really large women.
larry just had sex with a girl that weighed 500 pounds, so therefore he is a belgium boat banger.
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