Bloody hilarious go make sure you follow him.
Really funny tells jokes
He is a dirty goblin
A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.
Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!
Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.
An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
A person who spends way too much time on the internet. These people usually spend internet time browsing social medias like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok .(etc.)
Fred does not have any friends because an Internet Goblin
A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.
Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.
Someone who beats ass in fantasy football and throws upper deckers in the top shelf so suffocate their opponent. Bangs your mother.
You don’t want to play Landon. I heard he’s a fantaszynny goblin. Fantazynny goblin is someone who refuses to lose.