A large pickup truck that is always perfectly clean because it was purchased to project masculinity and not for its intended purpose of supporting hard manual labor. Commonly found in Texas and the bordering states.
Had to park in the other lot 'cuz some jackass double-parked his sparkly-clean F-150...goddamn hog princess.
a girl who’s gross and proud of it. she eats the food in her hair and and has candy wrappers in her bed.
Ian Beckstead was fiddling with the hogs on thursday afternoon.
Fiddling with the hogs means to play with the nuts in a pleasurable way.
A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.
Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.
Tommy? Yeah - a great friend, he really has your back... Oh yeah! He's a hog scraper.
Someone who loves anal intercourse but refuses to douche.
I met the biggest sewer hog last night and now I have a UTI.
When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.
See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.