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You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.
Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch
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This sex move begins with a houdini (also said to be a david copperfield) but instead of running outside to the window, you instead penetrate your friend from behind while he penetrates your girlfriend. This act is a good way to break up with a cheating girlfriend and also a way to fuck your friend for whatever reasons you may have.
My friend owed me money and my bitch was cheating on me so I screwed them both by giving my friend an italian job.
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a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
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Yo can you hand me that Italian Screw Driver?
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When you get Nutella licked off of your balls while ice cubes are rubbed on your nipples
Guy 1: So, did Erin do anything special for your birthday?
Guy 2: Yeah! She gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie!
Guy 1: NICE
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A sexual act that involves eating a pizza from someones anus.
Having an Italian flower pot made pizza night much more interesting
My grandmother was confused when she found "Italian flower pot" in my homemade cook book
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