milk me mother

What you say when you pull off a nice play in Rainbow Six: Siege.

"Ok, there's a guy right around this corner, omg they're all there! (Kills them all) Milk me mother!"

Joseph Phat Mother

The full name of Joe Mama, present day meme.

Person 1: Who’s Joe?
Person 2: JOE MAMA!!
Person 3: Their full name is Joseph Phat Mother

mother goose

to rape, specifically in the ass, i.e., the mother of all goosing.

Don't walk out on the college green at night, someone will mother goose you.

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Word to my mother

When you’re serious about something and it’s no lie.

Word to my mom, I heard you were talking about me. (Word to my mother) you can say mom however you want

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Unholy Mother of Fuck

An expression used to vent frustration/pain/almost any other feeling expressed by the word fuck, typically as an alternative to mother fucker with the added emphasis of the mother being unholy (except for it is a mother of fuck, and not a fucker of mothers).

Unholy mother of fuck! What is that?!

*stubs toes on coffee table*
UNHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK! FUCKING COFFEE TABLES!

single working mother

A common scapegoat for African-American-Italian males to justify being capable of sewing and buying designer clothing and sunglasses all while pretending to be broke.

Ben: Hey dude, you sew really well and have $300 designer sunglasses and a bottle of Gray Goose . Are you a fag or somethin?
Chris: I have a single working mother!

mothers against maddox

Tight-assed bitches who somehow managed to circumvent the first amendment.
And we all know that it takes a bunch of middle aged women with their panites in a bunch to ruin our fun. Either that or christian fundamentalists.

Fuck mothers against maddox. Only stupid tards support them!

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