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getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food
guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate
guy 2: what a dick
an interest on neopets. possibly connected to captain scarblade.
im interested in wussy pirates.
A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.
Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.
He didn’t shower first?
Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.
A Pirate that has not been on the ocean yet
The Unsalted Pirate is looking forward to going on the ocean.
A sex position that allows for male to mount his partner and slide off the bed. This can be done only on slides or outdoors down a hill.
"Sara told me that Jimmy's favorite position is pirate sledding."
a person that lives in the area of the carribean that pirates stuff
that cuban guy seemed suspiciously like a pirate of the carribean
Someone who is trying to look at your phone/computer screen while you are messaging, texting or emailing another person.
"Um.. Hello!! Don't be a screen pirate and keep your eyes off mine!"