hood tea

The cheapest (and best tasting) iced tea you can get usually in a mini plastic jug. Often found at the same convienence store that accepts food stamps or access cards for cigarettes.

Look at him chiilin' front of Maxine's smokin' a blunt and holdin' his hood tea like he afraid someone gonna take it.

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sweet tea

Semen, jizz, baby gravy. Usually spilled by the half gallon, sprayed all around a room, sometimes on electronic equipment for maximum effect.

"I just spilled half a gallon of sweet tea and it ruined my Gamecube and my mattress."

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tea bag

a victory dance when you kill your opponet in games such as halo or halo 2 and stand over them and hit the crouch button

i was playing halo 2 on xbox live the other night and i got some major pwnage i evan tea bagged a guy

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Ice Tea

A more modern term for pot used among people who do not like referencing themselves as a smoker

I can not wait until i get my lips on that ice tea

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cup of tea

when u piss in a girls mouth, tea bag her, then add your cum.

mate i gave that bird a good cup of tea last night, its was proper milky

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tea tard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.

Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham.

It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.

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Cup of Tea

THE GREAT BRITISH ISLES NATIONAL DRINK!!!! GOD SAVE OUR IMORTAL QUEEN!

If you are British and you don't drink tea, I will find you and boil you alive in a massive Cup of Tea

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