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In the classic Amiga game 'Putty' (and later in 'Putty Squad') Uncle Ted was the bloke that played the Hammond organ, causing all baddies to dance uncontrollably for a few seconds. Definitely a good guy to have around.
Amiga die-hard: "Watching people dance at raves reminds me of Uncle Ted from Putty. Must be hypnosis or something,"
PC User: "What in God's name are you on about?"
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A highly obese, 350 pound man that bakes and owns a bagel shop. A man who has a horrible sweating problem, when he sweats it looks like there are chunks of mud under his arm pits. Not quite sure which way sexually he goes but he has some lady n male significant others. His pants fall down a lot and he usually doesn't have any underwear on so you get a nice view of his hairy butt crack.
"Uncle Kevin is a sexy hot beast"
"Some one once said Uncle Kevin's penis was shaped like a bagel."
"I like when Uncle Kevin bends over, I get to see his hairy butt crack then"
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Wearing special-shark-proof-Bat-long-underwear while using the giant-Bat-magnet to touch young wards inappropriately.
A more elaborate and gear-dependent form of molestication.
Holy molestication! I've {sob} been Uncle Batmanned!
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Synonym for cocaine. Lines are referred to as "rippers".
(Uncle Jesse was a character played by John Stamos on the show "Full House". His band was called "The Rippers")
Where's Uncle Jesse?
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The act of raping a set of twins.
You see the Olsen twins, I just gave them an Uncle Jesse.
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A predatorial being of the uncle status. Usually preying on his nieces and nephews. Has a tendacy to be hard of hearing. Also is characterized by his fetish of using his hearing aid in sexual settings.
My uncle is such a Uncle Ryan, he’s always staring at me.
Oh mine too, I try to stay away from mine.
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(n) Another name for Charlie Sheen's character on the CBS hit sitcom Two and A Half Men. Usually he is referred to that by his nephew Jake Harper.
Charlie: Well buddy its that she wants something different in a relationship from your Uncle Charlie.
Jake: What does she want?
Charlie: Uncle Charlie
Jake: What do you want?
Charlie: Your Uncle Charlie.. and we both can't have me.
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