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When something is as good as it gets.
Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.
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The observation of the vestigial nature of mammary glands on a male cow (bull) in as much as these serve no useful purpose. useless worthless
That guy in the porters lodge is about as useless as tits on a bull
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Breasts formed on men from excessive food cravings ("munchies") as a result from smoking too much marijuana.
"Man, did you check out his pot tits? Hey buddy, lay off of the Reeses and Doritos!"
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A particulaly loose girl who likes to sleep around and has a really rough looking pair of boobs. Often saggy, droopy, 'tennis ball in a sock' syndrome.
Christ I shagged your Mum last night and she was a right Slag Tits!
In response to a girl being a bitch, you would be more than entitled to reply "Fuck off you fishy minged slag tits!"
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Large breasts on an older, mature woman.
Did you see the mom tits on Bernie's mother? Everyone's drooling to nurse on them like a baby.
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A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.
Dan: Look at Kelly in her bikini,shes got toddler tits!
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(v) To embark on an adventure, to do something enthusiastically. Often used in an exclamatory sense.
"You boys ready to roll?"
- "Yeah, let's rip tits!"
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