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When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.
You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.
An act of sitting crossed legged on a rotating office chair. Spin around in continuous circles until you and your colleagues think you're lightheaded.
If a person frequently indulges in the spinning turtle act - he or she can be labelled as "The Spinning Turtle".
Royster, do the spinning turtle!
He just can get enough of doing the spinning turtle.
The Spinning Turtle is at it again.
1. A milf, a code word to say to your bros when in public.
Bro, "Holy shit, turtle in the water 3 o'clock."
Public, "where the fuck is the turtle?"
Bros,"they don't even get it! That was a fucking milf!"
A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.
It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.
Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.
Although the flying turtle is rainbow, it does appreciate the color gray.
When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.
I stepped into the pool, as soon as my balls touched the water, immediate turtle shell.
Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.
Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.
A moniker for Mitch McConnell.
We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.