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when people post close up pictures on they're social networking sites (ex. facebook, myspace) of delicious food that looks like art.
Eddy's photo caption on picture reads: "Man I don't even wanna touch this work of food art"
Walter comments: That's some delicious looking food porn.
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A small person who's only way to get sex would be to star in midget porn.
Where's that porn dwarf Lance gone now...
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The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
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Television shows produced to promote the sensual and hedonistic qualities of food such as those presented on the Food Network.
1) We love watching food porn while we are eating dinner.
2) Bobby Flay and Rachael Ray are the king and queen of food porn.
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A category on certain porn websites that displays pictures and/or videos of midgets in action, usually with a normal size person.
-Hey David, did you watch some of that hot Midget Porn I told you about?
-No, I watched Game of Thrones instead.
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Pennsylvania Porn is any magazine, photo, or video focusing on deer or elk.
Jeb's all excited. He just got some Pennsylvania Porn in his mailbox - his new issue of Whitetail Magazine!
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A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.
Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.
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